this wacky town!
Currently, this is the lead article on the Minot Daily News website. Look how long it is! We already have a Snopes article about this alleged incident (which has been updated to include this SHOCKING REVELATION!!), why is it being reported again? :P
The rumours about Christina Aguilera's fair performance are way funnier, anyway...
Other local news sources are currently filled with equally interesting drivel: our new state fruit has surging popularity! a new lentil plant! model airplanes fly near My-not! Rugby watertower dies!!
All very interesting.
The tornado in Northwood, though... I feel bad for those people! :(
ETA: this headline is "Seniors at the Beginning of the End." Seems a poor choice of words, doesn't it? At first, I thought it was about prepping geriatric areas for the inevitable.